Well first I suppose I should introduce our Queen Bee for this stuff where things happen and I force one sim to have a lot of babies with a few other sims and no one is happy except for me. MWUAHAHAHA!
Everyone meet Melle Apis, extra points if you get the name. INTERNET AWARDS FOR ALL! *cough*
Over-emotional | Vegetarian | Childish | Family-oriented | Nurturing
Melle: I don't think I like him. Take him back!
No I'm just kidding. They got along well enough. They're both childish so they bonded over their lack of maturity.
Yup. I can't decide if they'll be terrible parents or awesome parents. Does it really matter? No.
Right. I should mention. Brett was made by the lovely jossoco.
Now on to the children - who by the way, are all named after planets because fuck yeah space!
First up is Pluto. He is kind of adorable and the first born of the Apis children. He has a real adventurous spirit but he’s a bit clumsy so he doesn’t always pull it off as well as he’d like. Which is to say perfectly. He puts that adventurous spirit towards obtaining goods in totally legal ways and isn’t at all a klepto. Nope. He would never dream of doing such a thing. Speaking of things he’d never dream of doing, getting naked is totally up there. In completely unrelated news, his favourite show is Arrested Development. Who knows why?
Adventurous | Clumsy | Perfectionist | Never nude | Kleptomaniac
Next we have Mars. Mars makes me laugh. He’s a computer whiz with a real obsession for tumblr, twitter, reddit and pinterest. I personally don’t know the difference between all those but hey, whatever. He’s also wickedly grumpy and neurotic and man does he hate going outside or even just moving in general. If he has to leave his room/couch it’s not worth it to him. But despite all that he’s kind of cute and I guess he grows on you.
computer whiz | neurotic | grumpy | hates the outdoors | couch potato
Up next we have the princess of this batch, Saturn. First girl born so of course she’s a princess! It doesn’t hurt that she’s cute as a button. She may be a little over emotional and absent minded but really, she’s a tough cookie. She loves sports and any sort of athletics, and she’s really ambitious. She’ll probably become some sort of soccer super star one day.
Ambitious | Athletic | Over Emotional | Absent Minded | Light Sleeper
Brett and Melle didn’t have to wait very long for another girl because number four was the precious Haumea. And Haumea certainly acts like she’s precious…in fact she can be a bit of a diva. I do not know why because she’s also the biggest slob in the house but she’s a clever girl so maybe that’s how she gets away with it. When she’s not a walking disaster zone she’s probably outside with her face crammed in a book (which I totally relate to).
Slob | Genius | Diva | Bookworm | Loves the Outdoors
Our next kid somehow worked his way into my heart by being hopeless adorable. Jupiter is that kid who just never grew up, and is awed by the world around him. Everything is impressive and every time is play time. Except, he’s kind of terrified of everything and often forgets what he was planning to do and let’s not even get started on his luck. Or lack thereof. This boy is a mess, but I love him for it.
Unlucky | Childish | Coward | Absent Minded | Easily Impressed
And the very last of Brett and Melle’s babies, Venus. Venus is a strange girl. She loves cars and motorbikes and scooter and pretty much anything with an engine that goes fast. Or even just kind of fast. And she’s handy too, she can fix up those fast or not so fast motorized vehicles. But she’s also pretty lazy. Getting her off the couch and out of the house is a challenge, unless of course people are involved. She is that annoying peppy chick who wants to be friends with everyone and usually accomplishes that goal.
Couch Potato | Vehicle Enthusiast | Excitable | Handy | Social Butterfly